Figuring out what to update in our status gets harder especially when we wish to score some likes and comments from our friends and followers we try to get attention for. If you truly want to stand out from the rest, stop filling your wall with the serious statuses like how you feel today or what are you going through right now. Start updating the awesome facebook statuses. Post something funny, unique and splendid. As such cool status messages can easily go viral, it will get you tons of likes, comments and of course the attention you hope to gain.


Finding the facebook status messages to set on your wall from around the web is not a tough task but choosing the one that attracts everyone is bit harder. Because facebook is not one of the “one size fits all platform”. So to help you with finding the cool facebook statuses, here I have came up with a list of top 50 awesome facebook statuses. Copy it, post in your facebook wall and seize the day.
If you are interested in writing your own funny facebook status messages, you can check out our guidelines at the end of this post.

  1. Make love, not war. Hell, do both. Get married.
  2. The iPhone 6 looks pretty cool, but it still lets people leave voicemails, so they apparently haven’t worked out all the bugs yet.
  3. If I could have anything in the world it would be to have the same finger prints as my enemy
  4. 2007: A phone that can replace your watch! 2014: Gosh, Back to watches again.
  5. Soon apple will control our lives. We’ll have to buy iBreathe to get fresh air
  6. Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.
  7. God died for our sins, so if you don’t sin god died for nothing
  8. Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.
  9. Never look back. If Cinderella went to pick up her shoe, she would not had become a princess.:D
  10. If you lose your shoe at the end of the night, you’re not Cinderella. You’re probably just drunk.
  11. status: I can’t log into facebook
  12. I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.
  13. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
  14. Dear God, please give us back Michael Jackson and in exchange we’ll give you Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Bros. Sincerely, Me.
  15. oh I’m sorry! i didn’t realise you were giving me a dirty look…i just thought you were ugly like that all the time!!
  16. We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police
  17. Warning!!! Aliens are coming to abduct all the sexy, beautiful people!! Don’t worry…you are OK. I just wanted to say “good-bye!”
  18. Today I sent out a text saying, “Hey, I lost my phone, will you call it?” 12 people called me…I need smarter friends.
  19. God made everything that has life, rest everything is made in China.
  20. Wanted to kill the sexiest person alive…But suicide’s a crime
  21. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 92,748 times, you are a weather man.
  22. Today’s Generation: “Omg my parents never let me have anything.” via iPhone.
  23. My new voicemail: “If you have reached this recording, please hang up and text me.”
  24. If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
  25. when a girl says she’ll be ready in 5 more minutes, it’s the same as when a guy says the game has 5 minutes left.:D
  26. If you can’t Change a Girl…..Change the Girl.
  27. Girls spend the first 10 years of their lifes playing with barbies. The next 10 years of their lifes they try to look like one. (;
  28. Isn’t it odd how people kill flys just because they’re annoying? If people killed people for being annoying I would’ve died like 15 years ago.
  29. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
  30. It isn’t until your kids start talking back that you realize dogs would’ve been a better option.
  31. Every time I see an obese cop, a small part of me hopes he has to chase me.
  32. The guy who invented the Time Machine has just died…. RIP DAVE JONES 2187-2014
  33. In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland. True story.
  34. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep — not screaming, like the passengers in his car”
  35. Never interrupt your opponent while he’s making a mistake
  36. Doctors finally figured out whats wrong with a boys brain; on the left side, there’s nothing right; and on the right side, there’s nothing left
  37. How do people write an auto biography? I can barley remember what I had for lunch yesterday.
  38. My dinner stomach is full, but my dessert stomach still has room
  39. Why do Girls live Longer Than Boys? Ans: Shopping never Causes Heart Attacks, .. But Paying the Bill does.
  40. A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. A best friend is the one sitting next to you saying ‘boy was that fun.
  41. The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
  42. I`m jealous of my parents, i`ll never have a kid as cool as theirs… –
  43. You have a point. It’s just not very sharp
  44. Does anyone know any bad guys I can turn in for a cash reward? Let me know
  45. Men are like mascara, they usually run at the first sign of emotion.
  46. I follow the quote, “Always be true to yourself” because I only lie to others!
  47. Life hack: If whenever someone asks your opinion on something you say, “Now thats-a spicy meatball!” people will learn not to ask you things.
  48. Anyone want to be fake engaged for two hours so we can eat cake samples?
  49. Relationship status: sleeping in my bed diagonally
  50. Why do cops ask us why we think they pulled us over? It’s their job. I don’t go to the station and ask why they think I created a powerpoint.

4 Useful Tips To Write Your Own Awesome Facebook Statuses

Facebook is been around with us for more than a decade. It has crossed its infancy state, so your status should have to. It’s now time to turn your status messages into fun, intrigue and inspiring one. Read on the suggestions and start writing the cool status updates.

Tip No 1 : Provide a Dislike Option to Your Statuses

You might have noticed “Like” buttons all over the facebook and everywhere around the web. But what if you want to update some status messages that are supposed to be disliked by your friends and followers? By default people can only comment, like and post on your statuses and other posts.

To be notified by everyone no matter what status you update add a “Dislike” button by installing the Status Magic facebook app. Every status updates and posts updated via this app will automatically displayed with a dislike button.

Tip No 2: Write Something Out Of Ordinary

Instead of repeating the same old boring stories like how you felt today, try to write statuses that is witty and interesting. To draw the interest of your readers, keep your status updates more catchy as if they appear in newspaper headlines.

Tip No 3 : Do The Positive Status Updates

Without any doubt. everyone likes good news and surprises. Update something that is positive and uplifting. The happy news can be anything about yourself, your friend’s or a society.  There is already enough of bad news out there. You don’t wanna add with your status messages too.

Update something that can make people can smile and laugh.

Tip No 4 : Ask Suggestions or Questions

People can’t restrict themselves when they asked for opinions and suggestions. Make your awesome facebook statuses on the topics that are capable of getting the guaranteed reactions from your friends and followers. When you fire some really interesting funny questions on your facebook status, it will help you draw the attention of people. It will trigger a conversation that can last for several days.

Some of the guaranteed reaction triggering topics include

  • Current sports events
  • Music, Bands
  • Seasonal topics like what to do in the upcoming summer, winter or festival
  • Gift Ideas
  • Chocolates

Floor Is Yours

Have you ever posted or came through such unforgettable awesome facebook statuses? Hit it in the comment section and share it with our readers.


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